As the stocking hangs
over the fire
and your eyes begin to
tire,
Go to sleep
and in he'll creep.
Sneaks into your
children's rooms
and there he waits and
looms.
Asleep, the child
doesn't mind
As he leaves a present
behind.
The practises were
shocking
as he stuffed the
stocking.
And with that, he goes,
Spewing “ho, ho,
ho”s.
Whether you're naughty
or nice,
Santa is who you'll
entice.
No matter your gender,
Santa Claus is a Sex
Offender.
